Henrietta Hiccup

Political advisor to the stars!

Friday, March 04, 2005

Letter from Martha Stewart

Dear Henrietta,

I wanted to pen a note to you before eating a decent meal, sleeping in my comfy bed, taking a shower (alone) and reuniting with my family, including my 90-year-old mother who I’ve only seen once in five months.

Thank you for all your support during these trying times. I look forward to having you over for lamb chops with mint pepper sauce and orange-glazed asparagus.

I also look forward to planning the wedding between you and my daughter Alexis, even though you are both women.

Love and Kisses,
Martha Kostyra Stewart
Katonah, New York

Dear Martha,

I’m so happy you are out of prison and I feel a remarkable lack of embarrassment that my future mother-in-law is an ex-con and a Democrat. I hope you learned a lot from your confinement, including how to work hard and wash other womens' hair. You are a wonderful example of bravery and courage!

I look forward to our meal together. Please tell Lexi I’ll be calling her soon.

Kisses Right Back At Ya,