Henrietta Hiccup

Political advisor to the stars!

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Introducing My Liberal Twin Sister, Helga

Hello Readers,

It seems my sister Helga feels that the wacky liberal viewpoint isn't being represented on my extraordinarily popular, world-renowned blog. I told her I'd give her some space to express her stupid side of things if she would recite the entire Declaration of Independence, The Constitution and all the Amendments AND Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech. She did it! And she did it seven minutes flat! I still can't believe it. I guess it's just another example of how liberals think knowing facts makes them smart.

Anyway, please humor her.